Still no football? This is an outrage. Two days in a row? Bah! I thought I found some today on the TV, but I quickly realised I’d made a mistake: I stared at the screen in hope, but the football was tiny and yellow, and there was only one player on each team, and for some reason they were allowed to smack the tiny yellow football at each other with a big round bat, and everyone groaned whenever the ball went in the net…
Yeah, er, tennis. So, let’s do bad stickers!
Hooray, we finished off Brazil, much as those Colombian chaps will be hoping to do tomorrow when the football mercifully starts again. Awww, Robinho’s smiley face makes me wish he was in the tournament. Shame he went a bit rubbish.
Moving on, here’s some more crude daubings masquerading as stickers…
Marcos Gonzalez? Emotional. Carl Medjani? Buoyant. Carlos Pena? Brooding. Noel Valladares? Deeply, deeply concerned.
Ah, Senderos, you valiant, big-hearted lummox. I’ve always had a lot of time for players who seem to be operating in spite of rather than because of their physical abilities. More power to you, Philippe! Poor Sokratis Papasthopoulos, if one more person mispronounces his name he’s going to burst into tears. Wow, not sure what’s going on with Jason Davidson, but we appear to have turned him into the Beast from Disney’s ‘Beauty & The Beast’. Oops. And lastly, we have Darijo Srna, who has quite clearly let one go in a crowded lift.
451 STICKERS DOWN.
189 STICKERS TO GO.
Alex & Sian
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